- Plain English
- 100% Safe and Secure
- Easy… So Easy
At POP, we are not good at everything. Our touch rugby team hasn’t won a game in four years, and our indoor netball team just got beaten by a group of under-nines from a local primary school.
So we play to our strengths. Here are the top five things that POP is crazy good at:
Our system is faster than Usain Bolt after 4 triple shot grande vanilla lattes. In less than ten minutes, you can have your return complete, with time to spare to call your mum and tell her how grown-up you are. Also, because POP it is completely mobile, you can do it while you are sitting on the train, avoiding eye contact with that weird guy was holding a fishing rod for some reason.
Hopefully, he’s going fishing.
Cheapest doesn’t always mean best. This one time, Ben who works in our office found a really cheap suit online and decided it would be perfect for his wedding. It lasted through the ceremony, but the reception was pure chaos…we still talk about what he looked like while cutting the cake, mainly because we took loads of photos and hung them up in the office.
Anyways, we’re the cheapest because we believe that completing your tax return shouldn’t cost you the earth. After all, you’ve put in the hard yards, contributed to society and presumably haven’t killed your boss; you shouldn’t have to pay a premium to get what you’re owed.
There can be few misgivings that it’s inconsiderate not to ensure that the language you experience in taxation software and related applications is straightforward and uncomplicated. After all, it’s inessential and superfluous to include colloquialisms and jargon at the expense of idiomatic phrases and prose.
At POP, we use short words that are good and not hard words that are dumb.
100% Safe and Secure
We don’t share your information with any third parties, because we’re not evil. Also, we’ve got more security than a CIA black site (sorry, we’ve just finished the latest season of Homeland…Carrie is off the chain…) and use Symantec to keep us safe from Russian hackers.
Easy… So Easy
POP is so easy to use, it makes learning how to pour a glass of water seem needlessly complicated. Put it this way, if you were completing your tax return on POP while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians, you wouldn’t have to turn your brain to a higher level than it was already functioning. You will be guided every step of the way, avoiding the need to consider why Kourtney and Scott are getting back together again.
He’s not right for you Kourtney!
At POP, it’s going to be a few years until we are competing with St Adrian’s indoor netball team, and there is a chance our touch rugby team will never be globally recognised. But our system is easy, cost-effective, simple to use and insanely fast. So don’t judge us by our netball, but try out POP and let us help you get the best return, faster.